LOL WHERE AM I ?

Greetings, mortals.

We’re FELLOW CELEBRANTS— a rock band risen anew from the still-warm and wonderful corpses of SOFTERCOUGARS KILL COBRAS, and BARROWS. Our members hail from Topsham(Sean), Portland(Derek), and Dayton, ME(Ian, Gabriel) respectively. Instruments? You bet, bub. Our music features all your favorites: drumsguitars, and vocalizations. Songs? But of course, my friend— several, even! Audio? I’m afraid not, chum. Our practice recordings are our business, thank you very much. We’re cooking up something real nice for our patient followers, believe you me.

Alternatively, you may explore the context and lyrics for our current body of material, an album tentatively titled 20XX using the CODEX. Or catch a rare glimpse of FELLOW CELEBRANTS in the wild, peddling hymns of tragedy in exchange for beer or lodging, performing what the kids are calling shows. Visit IRL for details.

Finally, enjoy our hypertext home!