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ITEM: CELEBRANTS TO PERFORM ONCE MORE

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Heedless of my advice, the FELLOW CELEBRANTS road-show and musical band have announced their intention to perform publicly once more.  The unfortunate host for this desperate act is the tasting room of hallowed Biddeford-based BANDED HORN BREWING COMPANY whose founder, one IAN McCONNELL, is none other than Elder McConnell, Drumming Minister for the FELLOW CELEBRANTS road-show and musical band! Portland’s KGFREEZE headlines this hullabaloo. Biddeford-based MILL FIRE and Portland-based MIRTH round out the line-up.

 

ITEM: CELEBRANTS TO PERFORM AGAIN, AGAIN

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Heedless of my advice, the FELLOW CELEBRANTS road-show and musical band have announced their intention to perform publicly… again :-/  The unfortunate host for this act of unspeakable mischief is the tasting room of hallowed Biddeford-based BANDED HORN BREWING COMPANY whose founder, one IAN McCONNELL, is none other than Elder McConnell, Drumming Minister for the FELLOW CELEBRANTS road-show and musical band! Also performing are Biddeford-based OLD ETC and Portland-based COOL TARA, bands whose material is both available and absolutely worth listening to at their respective bandcamp pages (  OLD ETC HERE,  COOL TARA HERE ).

$7 at the door and enough quality ale to get yours truly through an entire FC set.

To make matters worse, they’ll take the stage again June 2, this time at the Portland House of Music. More on that story as it unfolds.

In conclusion — with nary a thought for the psychic horror which so often accompanies this sort of selfish swaggering and grandstanding, the FELLOW CELEBRANTS Council of Elders show themselves to be little more than bleating beasts desperate for the embrace of a fickle public.

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by Rufus Steigmeier
Fellow Celebrants Premier
Publisher Emeritus for Gaffes & Gambits